Humor for
Journalism Majors
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the
people who run the country.
Print Edition |2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think
they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie
charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people
who wouldn't mind running the country if
they could find the time and if they didn't
have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by
people who aren't too sure who is running
the country and don't really care as long as
they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who
don't care who's running the country as long
as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who
are running another country but need the
baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read
by people who aren't sure there is a
country, or that anyone is running it; but
if so, they oppose all that they stand for.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
Right Webs 2 Go
by Bettye
