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Maxine's Living Will            I, __________________________, being Of sound mind    and body, do not wish to be Kept alive indefinitely by artificial    means. Under no circumstances should my fate be Put in the    hands of pinhead politicians who Couldn't pass ninth-grade    biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors    interested In simply running up the bills.      If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at    least one of the following:       ______ Glass of wine       ______ Buttered Popcorn       ______ Margarita       ______ Martini       ______ Cold Beer         ______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy       ______ Mexican food       ______ Cigarette        ______ French fries       ______ Pizza       ______ Bowl of ice cream       ______ Cup of tea or coffee       ______ Chocolate       ______ All of the above,        It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.          When such a determination is reached, I hereby       instruct my appointed person and attending      physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call      it a day.                                        Video Maxine on You tube   Everyone loves Maxine's crazy sayings       New Ones        .

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